“A message to all Americans, from the Republican Party:
Hello citizens of this amazing nation that President Joe Biden has singlehandedly burned down and made terrible!
We realize that for many months we have asked you to pay attention to the economy and be hopping mad at Biden and his ‘Bidenomics’ for making everything so horrible.
Well, now we have a different request. Please DO NOT pay any attention whatsoever to the economy and instead focus entirely on the crisis along our southern border. Do not glance at how the stock market is doing, and under no circumstances check your 401(k) balances.”